Tuesday, April 8, 2008


For years my awesomeness has been ignored and taken for granted. Only once before, when I was five and won the best hockey player in East Grand Forks award, had my brilliance been truly recognized. Then on Friday, April 4 2008 at 9:23 P.M. it all changed. Everyone needs to remember exactly where they were and exactly what they were doing because that date will be this generation's moon landing. Your grandchildren will be asking you about it and what it was like to live through such a historic moment. History books will remove the section about the Berlin Wall falling and replace it with what happened on this date. If you don't know what happened, I truly feel for you. You have lived four entire days in sheer ignorance.

That is why you're here though, to educate yourself on a historic moment in human history. Finally someone came to the realization of how awesome and hot I was. That someone was Runninwiththedogs. I was named the Blogger Hottie of the Year. It's nice to know that Affirmative Action didn't come into play like it did last year and that a deserving winner was named.

Besides me, out of all the people who blog about college hockey, RWD seems to be the only one who has a brain. You could all learn much from her. Maybe instead of writing stupid entries about WCHA whiners, what the Philadelphia Phantoms are doing, making horribly dubbed video documentaries about players who leave, asking people what they think about the new background on your blog or stalking the "criminals" of college hockey, you should take after her or I. Maybe then your blogs would be worth reading. Doubtful though.