Turkey Tournament

Hooray! We won two games in a row!!! What you see on the left is the high point of the the Bemidji State program. Beating two teams that I don't remember and really don't care to remember either. Matt Dalton's life is all downhill from that exact moment that you see. Soon his life will consist of nothing more than eating Fruity Pebbles, smoking kitty litter and vacuuming out people's cars at the local car wash.

Bemidji is getting a new arena next year. All 12 of the Beavers fans and 1700 of their bandwagon fans are excited about this and think it makes them a big deal. It does not. By some miracle of God, Bemidji State is also getting into the WCHA next year. Well aren't they lucky ducks? Yes. They still don't matter though and will be a bottom dwelling crapsack of a team soon enough. Speaking of enough, I've talked about these losers more than enough. Let's talk about the team that dashed the Beavers dreams last year.

The Miami Hurricanes. These guys really came out of nowhere. I've seen highlights of them on ESPN showing up at the '87 Fiesta Bowl in military fatigues and heard of their crack smoking with 2 Live Crew and Luke Campbell, but that was 20 years ago. Heck, I didn't even know they had a hockey team until a couple years ago. Rico "Mini Gwoz" Blasi is their coach and he's supposedly pretty good at this. I disagree. I'm not going to go into why I disagree because this is neither the time nor the place, let's just say I've heard things involving chickens and the shaving of sheep. Disturbing to say the least.

And what is with their mascot promoting smoking? That's irresponsible. Miami wants children to smoke and get cancer. If that isn't reason to dislike these clowns, I don't know what is. I find it completely unacceptable and downright sickening.

Almost as sickening as I find Ohio State or THE Ohio State as they like to call themselves. What a joke. The caption is absolutely correct, only complete losers find the need to put "The" in front of their school's name in a lame attempt to fake importance. I could talk about the beads around the old man's neck and how he probably put them in "special places" of his two sons, but I've decided to make this into a more family friendly site this year, so you will have to come up with your own theories on the use of the necklace. That old man really needs to get some perspective in his life, BTW. It's a game, stop crying like your wife just died in your arms after being mauled by a grizzly bear. Even better, turn in your man card. Are you really crying over a game? Ohio is such a worthless state. Yuck.